Author: Woozie

How to hunt a Springbok

Before you embark, it is important to note that this will be no easy task. The Antidorcas Marsupialis, or Springbok, have adapted to harsh territory. Their uniquely shaped horns allow them to easily pierce through any defensive flesh. Their powerful legs allow them to jump high and run fast. Coming from a desert with little water, they can survive longer…

Lift off

Mood: The escape velocity of the earth is 40,270 km/h. The Hennessy Venom GT is the fastest car in the world and has a top speed of 435 km/h. The X 15 is the fastest plane in the world and has a top speed of 7,200 km/h. My car rattles at 100km/h. At launch an astronaut experiences 3gs of force.…

Resurfacing

Mood: The body slowly adapts to pressure. After spending minutes deep below the surface divers are advised to curb their rate of ascent to allow for the nitrogen to slowly leave their body. To climb too quickly is to risk decompression illness. Of all ascents, the final ascent is to be taken slowest as the greatest pressure change happens right…

And the winds and the waves

And the wisps and whims of the wills and the ways and the weight of the whim which the whales sold the waves and the ways that the winds ride the waves.   Ride the waves   And the way that the winds wind and whip from the west and the whims of the wills wind and shape, grind and…

Faster

(in crescendo)   Mood: You are running a race – you are far behind. You are far behind because you are running a race, and because ahead is only a place after now (with persistence), then behind is an abstraction – you know this and because you know this none of this is really a revelation. Still – behind you…

Find Shelter

So what happened is you gave up? After breaking your back against the shores, back beaten, bone weary trudging through the swamps, you lay down your weapons and, what – just stopped?   As if all the working you had done was naught. As if your pursuit of happiness was simply just an idle walk that you went on and,…

Do not feed the animals

Mood: Desert wanderers are said to find water by trapping a monkey and feeding it a block of salt. Once hungry, the monkey would point the wanderers towards water. Of course then, to give the monkey a drink would be counter productive to their cause, no matter how much compassion one felt for the monkey’s predicament.   For the next…

To whence do your dreams come from?

Mood: Until it was discovered to be divisible, the atom was the smallest possible particle in the universe. It was only after the great division that the proton, neutron and electron were proclaimed the smallest. This greatly angered the quark, who had been silently plotting rehearsing their acceptance speech for the big day when they were finally discovered. Over the…

No mistakes

  Jump in the scraps fight for a piece rough em up.   Jump in the scraps fight for your peace fix em up.   I died once to bring you freedom. It was an accident to be honest. And to try call it more than that is to paint myself as a saint. Still, the weapons of karma make…